{"id":746,"date":"2018-05-25T00:06:29","date_gmt":"2018-05-25T00:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/?page_id=746"},"modified":"2026-05-22T02:09:35","modified_gmt":"2026-05-22T02:09:35","slug":"desperate-times","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/books\/standalones\/desperate-times\/","title":{"rendered":"Desperate Times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Genre:\u00a0<\/b>LGBT, Romance<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"747\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/books\/standalones\/desperate-times\/desperate_times_final\/#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Desperate_Times_Final.jpg?fit=1600%2C2400&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1600,2400\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Desperate_Times_Final\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Desperate_Times_Final.jpg?fit=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-747\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Desperate_Times_Final.jpg?resize=200%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Desperate_Times_Final.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Desperate_Times_Final.jpg?resize=768%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Desperate_Times_Final.jpg?resize=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 683w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Desperate_Times_Final.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>DESPERATE TIMES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><b><i>Is it possible to be so much alike that you&#8217;re completely incompatible?\u00a0<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p>Tess and Sidney have both committed the greatest online dating faux pas possible: uploading old pictures.\u00a0<b>When the two tough butches meet at a small town bar,<\/b>\u00a0they think they&#8217;re getting the femmes of their dreams.<\/p>\n<p>So begins the awkward &#8211; yet sordid &#8211; acquaintance of the\u00a0<b>only two lesbians in town<\/b>. Local rancher Tess doesn&#8217;t have time for women who aren&#8217;t her type, and new-girl-in-town Sidney isn&#8217;t interested in someone who only sees her as a piece of fresh meat.<\/p>\n<p><b><i>Yet they keep bumping into each other&#8230; is it fate, or just small town karma?\u00a0<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p>A bad date turns into a one-night stand. A one-night stand turns into a casual relationship. A casual relationship becomes Sidney&#8217;s greatest amusement, and Tess&#8217;s biggest nightmare as she&#8217;s slowly\u00a0<b>forced out of the closet\u00a0<\/b>in conservative River Rock.<\/p>\n<p>Desperate times are afoot in the sleepy, gossipy hamlet of rural America. It&#8217;s going to take more than nerves of steel to survive the isolationism and people with nothing better to do than ruin their neighbors&#8217; lives.<\/p>\n<p><b>It&#8217;s going to take a whole lotta introspection &#8211; and love.\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p>(And no-holds-barred carnality. Let&#8217;s be real.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2xcKzhQ\"><strong>AMAZON.<\/strong><\/a><strong>:. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/desperate-times-hildred-billings\/1129303645?ean=2940163171255\">B&amp;N<\/a> .:. <a href=\"https:\/\/books.apple.com\/us\/book\/id1495283934\">IBOOKS<\/a> .:. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kobobooks.com\/search\/search.html?q=1230003629406\">KOBO<\/a> .:. <a href=\"https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/books\/details?id=cRnGDwAAQBAJ\">GOOGLE<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Genre:\u00a0LGBT, Romance DESPERATE TIMES Is it possible to be so much alike that you&#8217;re completely incompatible?\u00a0 Tess and Sidney have both committed the greatest online dating faux pas possible: uploading old pictures.\u00a0When the two tough butches meet at a small town bar,\u00a0they think they&#8217;re getting the femmes of their dreams. So begins the awkward &#8211;&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1908,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-746","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PaRtqI-c2","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=746"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1044,"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/746\/revisions\/1044"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}