{"id":26,"date":"2014-04-06T14:29:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-06T14:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/2014\/04\/06\/behold-i-hath-returned-praise-technology\/"},"modified":"2014-04-06T14:29:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-06T14:29:00","slug":"behold-i-hath-returned-praise-technology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/2014\/04\/06\/behold-i-hath-returned-praise-technology\/","title":{"rendered":"Behold! I Hath Returned! Praise Technology!"},"content":{"rendered":"

When my main computing machine died at the end of February, I had no idea what a pain it would be. Most of my files were backed up (save for my VERY IMPORTANT paperback interiors, apparently!) and I had my netbook to run my business (and you know, Internetz) from, but the world decided that the netbook wouldn’t be powerful enough to let me do, you know, stuff, <\/i>and Lenovo, from whom I purchased my new computer, decided to sit on their asses for a month before shipping the damn thing.<\/p>\n

WELL IT’S HERE. It’s also probably a little queer, because God knows it’s gonna be full of lesbians. (No not that way get your mind out of the gutter. We can’t all have that.)<\/p>\n

Behold my new Lenovo Y510p, a very nice little machine that I am so far pleased with, minus WTF USB port placements. IT GLOWS RED. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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With no flash! (Yuck!)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n\n\n
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With flash! (Also yuck!)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

I have named it RANJU, to match my netbook REON. You’re either going to get that or not. Hint they’re named after Takarazuka <\/a>actresses<\/a>. My last two matching machines were named AYUMU and MEGU so this naming my computers after real people is not new, haha.<\/strike>

<\/strike>Having a new and speedy dedicated computer means I’m going to be around a lot more often now. Especially since I just finished up edits on NIGOU and thus have a lot more time again. Woo! To celebrate, I will be releasing some info the coming days, including maybe a coughcoughgiveawaycoughcough so be sure to stick around for that!<\/p>\n

Now excuse me, I have The Sims 3 to install.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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