{"id":262,"date":"2012-05-15T06:06:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T06:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/2012\/05\/15\/all-my-characters-are-orphans\/"},"modified":"2012-05-15T06:06:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-15T06:06:00","slug":"all-my-characters-are-orphans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/2012\/05\/15\/all-my-characters-are-orphans\/","title":{"rendered":"All My Characters Are Orphans"},"content":{"rendered":"<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-BOOoYBfDXak\/T7Ht7UIKY_I\/AAAAAAAAAiw\/wHWaEp53eCQ\/s1600\/absentmother.jpg\" style=\"clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-BOOoYBfDXak\/T7Ht7UIKY_I\/AAAAAAAAAiw\/wHWaEp53eCQ\/s1600\/absentmother.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\">RUN CHILD. RUN FOR THE HORIZON.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Okay. Not all of them. But my point is that I&#8217;ve noticed over the years almost all of my main characters have Absent Parent Syndrome. Specifically, Absent Mother Syndrome.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s break it down by series:<\/p>\n<p><b>CROSS\/\/<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Danielle &#8211; <\/b>Mother is (presumed) dead, father is dead, both from separate car accidents before she was in kindergarten. (In a previous life, both her parents died in a similar fashion. Oops!)<\/p>\n<p><b>Devon &#8211; <\/b>Father ditched before he was born, mother was emotionally distant growing up and did fun stuff like drugs and getting them evicted everywhere. Needless to say, he doesn&#8217;t talk to her much. (In a previous life, both of his parents were assassinated in front of him when he was a teenager. Wee!)<\/p>\n<p><b>Miranda &#8211; <\/b>Mother is emotionally distant and abusive, father is kinda-sorta destroying half the universe.<\/p>\n<p><b>Yumiko &#8211; <\/b>Yeaaaaaaahhh. No.<\/p>\n<p><b>NAGNOMEI<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Jack &#8211; <\/b>Parents are murdered while he is away as a teenager. Spends the rest of his life wishing he could avenge them better. Blah blah blah.<br \/><b> <\/b><br \/><b>Jessie &#8211; <\/b>My only character with an emotionally healthy mother around. Congrats! Dad&#8217;s a dick though, so we still fill my status quo.<br \/><b><\/b><br \/><b>Roku &#8211; <\/b>Parents are murdered in similar fashion to Jack&#8217;s. Spends the rest of eternity pretty bitter about it.<\/p>\n<p><b>Zachoran &#8211; <\/b>Mother died during childbirth. Father is emotionally distant and abusive but dies of tuberculosis anyway.<\/p>\n<p>MY POINT IS&#8230;for some reason I love killing parents or otherwise screwing up my MCs&#8217; relationships with their parents (especially their mothers). It&#8217;s bizarre to me because I have a great relationship with my mother, and even though my real father skipped out when I was a toddler I was raised by a step-father pretty early on. All I can figure is&#8230;I&#8217;m lazy. I already have a million characters and if I don&#8217;t have to deal with MCs&#8217; parents then wooooo! Seriously. That&#8217;s all I can figure. Although&nbsp; I do love me some &#8220;mommy didn&#8217;t love me&#8221; angst in novels.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Do your characters tend to have parents around, or are they emotionally and maybe&nbsp; even realistically roughing it on their own?&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RUN CHILD. RUN FOR THE HORIZON. Okay. Not all of them. But my point is that I&#8217;ve noticed over the years almost all of my main characters have Absent Parent Syndrome. Specifically, Absent Mother Syndrome. Let&#8217;s break it down by series: CROSS\/\/ Danielle &#8211; Mother is (presumed) dead, father is dead, both from separate car&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[84,59,268,269,107],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-characters","category-cross","category-nagnomei","category-parents","category-question"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paRtqI-4e","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}