{"id":361,"date":"2011-11-02T15:45:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-02T15:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/2011\/11\/02\/nanowrimo-2011-day-2-you-want-a-backrub-lol-no-get-back-to-writing\/"},"modified":"2011-11-02T15:45:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-02T15:45:00","slug":"nanowrimo-2011-day-2-you-want-a-backrub-lol-no-get-back-to-writing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/2011\/11\/02\/nanowrimo-2011-day-2-you-want-a-backrub-lol-no-get-back-to-writing\/","title":{"rendered":"NaNoWriMo 2011, Day 2:  You want a backrub? Lol no. Get back to writing."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-WeU4hwXq31M\/TrFisYSZLsI\/AAAAAAAAASA\/OCRUWlI4DRo\/s1600\/Participant2_180_180_white.png\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-WeU4hwXq31M\/TrFisYSZLsI\/AAAAAAAAASA\/OCRUWlI4DRo\/s1600\/Participant2_180_180_white.png\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><b>Day #: <\/b>2<br \/><b><br \/>Words Written Today:<\/b> 3483<br \/><b>Total Words Written: <\/b>7035<br \/><b>Amount to 50k Goal: <\/b>42,975<br \/><b>Total # of Pages: <\/b>13.75<br \/><b>Total # of Gratuitous Sex Scenes: <\/b>1 (in total now!)<br \/><b>Drive:<\/b> Tired<\/p>\n<p><b>Today&#8217;s Hilarious Forum Topic<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nanowrimo.org\/en\/forums\/reference-desk\/threads\/19747\">So how do you flirt with a girl?<\/a> idk, why don&#8217;t you come ask me??<\/p>\n<p>Blah. Well, I&#8217;m tired, what can I say? Even though I know what I want to write I&#8217;m still sitting here yawning because of my (once again!) whacked out sleep schedule. Tomorrow will be even worse as I have to get up early for a staff meeting in the morning. But that&#8217;s how it goes. Hoping to reach 9k by bedtime but I&#8217;ll be happy with 8k.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing exciting has happened yet, if you don&#8217;t count the alluded-to sex. But there&#8217;s nothing omgyay! so I don&#8217;t really count it. \ud83d\ude41 Actually, this whole installment doesn&#8217;t have anything graphic in it. Just lots and lots of tension and teasing. My goal is to have the reader throw their book at the wall when it&#8221;s over while screaming &#8220;WHY HAVEN&#8217;T THEY JUST DONE IT ALREADY MAN?!&#8221; Yessss. Yesss I am evil~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day #: 2Words Written Today: 3483Total Words Written: 7035Amount to 50k Goal: 42,975Total # of Pages: 13.75Total # of Gratuitous Sex Scenes: 1 (in total now!)Drive: Tired Today&#8217;s Hilarious Forum Topic: So how do you flirt with a girl? idk, why don&#8217;t you come ask me?? Blah. Well, I&#8217;m tired, what can I say? Even&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[170,92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nanowrimo","category-sex"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paRtqI-5P","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hildred-billings.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}